straight ppl are wild why you needa make out in the line for juice
straight ppl like to make out in stupid spots and then get all weird abt it like “i kissed you in the frozen food section at super walmart i am the reason storms are named after people”
FUN STORY: my grandma lives in a city that was currently taken over by drug dealers and gangs and it’s now divided in two and my grandma is the oNLY CITIZEN IN THE WHOLE CITY who can go walking freely through both sides of the town because she used to do community work and feed the poor kids and those gang members were all fed by her so they let her come and go as she wants SO WHAT WE LEARN TODAY IS TO BE FUCKING NICE TO KIDS BC U MIGHT BE DEALING W FUTURE GANG MEMBERS
if you’re procrastinating and you know it clap your hands
i’ll clap later
hes reading the biology book upside down
OH MY GOD YES THANK YOU.
HEY ALL YOU DIPSHIT PARENTS THAT THINK GETTING YOUR KID A PUPPY FOR CHRISTMAS OR A BUNNY FOR EASTER WILL BE A GOOD IDEA.
GET YOUR KID A FUCKING STUFFED ANIMAL.
BECAUSE COMPANION ANIMALS ARE FOR LIFE, IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH, TILL DEATH DO THEY FUCKING PART.
pets are not toys. they’re companions. if you aren’t ready to treat them as such then you don’t deserve to have one.
whenever i see a frog on a lily pad im like yeah man… thats exactly where youre supposed to be
imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever had sex with
imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever thought about having sex with
Kids on the phone. Transparent and captioned for their lines!
Idk if I should do Alpha kids.
when u meet a new friend and you have no memories to talk about
honestly my favorite thing ive ever made in photoshop is catloaf
my graphic arts teacher hung it on the wall in the ga computer lab